Okay, okay – we know he’s made up of a thousand little parts and his wonderful, multi-faceted personality can’t be categorized or oversimplified – but, come on, he probably at least relates to, if not closely resembles, one of these stereotypes:
Great Outdoorsman, i.e. ‘Granola Boy’
Clothing: Army Pants, White T-shirt, Hiking Boots, Flannels
Ride: Sport Utility Vehicle, truck, boat, Jeep
Home: Log cabin, log cabinesque, boat
Date: Hiking, Fishing, Hunting, Camping – repeat…
MenScience Selections: Advanced Lip Protection, Advanced Deodorant, TiO2 Sunblock SPF 30 and Pigmentation Repair Formula
Workaholic/Business Executive
Clothing: Suit & tie, suit & tie, suit & tie
Ride: Metro, BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Lotus, Overpriced-foreign-classic-you’ve-never-heard-of
Home: What’s that?
Date: Bar across from his office; seeing his corner office; between meetings; watching ‘American Psycho’- again.
MenScience Selections: Microfine Face Scrub, Daily Face Wash, Advanced Face Tonic, Face Buff Brush, Daily Body Wash, Buff Body Gloves, Daily Shampoo, Advanced Shave Formula, Post Shave Repair, Eye Rescue Formula, Eye Gel Mask, Advanced Face Lotion, TiO2 Sunblock SPF 30, Advanced Lip Protection and Travel Kit
Computer Geek
Clothing: T-shirt that says ‘Geek is the New Cool’ or ‘Searching for Binary Woman,’ 80s jeans, brown loafers/80’s sneakers
Ride: Economical, efficient with four doors and muted colors
Home: Residential with plant overgrown façade and chipping paint
Date: Star Wars Convention, DEF CON (Computer Underground Hackers Convention), Playing HALO on Saturday – all day.
MenScience Selections: Acne Therapy Lotion, Acne Spot Repair, Advanced Acne Pads
Family Man
Clothing: Lacoste polo shirt, Khaki pants, Loafers (repeat)
Ride: Volvo, minivan
Home: Residential with perfect shrubbery, white picket fence and tree house in backyard
Date: Dinner and movie, Babysitter night (often one and the same)
MenScience Selections: Daily Face Kit (Father’s Day gift), Advanced Shave Kit (Christmas gift), Daily Body & Hair Kit (Anniversary gift)
Athlete (i.e. Jock)
Clothing: Nike, Adidas, Reebok, Jersey, Champion, South Pole, New Balance, Asics, The North Face - depends on the season - cleats, basketball shorts, football helmet, baseball hat, team jerseys, anything jersey…
Ride: Pickup truck, Jeep, Mustang, Escalade (typically has team license plate, stickers or flags)
Home: The basketball court driveway, soccer goal posts in the backyard and roller hockey in the cul-de-sac
Date: Game – any game – probably one he’s playing in.
MenScience Selections: Buff Body Gloves (bought because of ‘buff’), Eye Rescue Formula & Eye Gel Mask (Hockey puck to the eye), TiO2 Sunblock SPF 30, Advanced Lip Protection, Advanced Shave Formula & Post-Shave Repair (wrestling/swimming), Advanced CLA Supplement Formula, Thermogenic Formula Advanced Supplement
Artist
Clothing: Paint splattered & torn jeans, wife beater tank top, Converse, Boots, black leather jacket – or all black
Ride: With friend, nearest public transportation, bike, motorcycle or VW Camper
Home: loft, girlfriend’s couch, VW Camper, converted garage/warehouse (showers at YMCA)
Date: Gallery night, Starbucks, Paint ball, Art Museum, Watching midgets perform, ’The Art of Tall When you’re Small’ in psychedelic colors to Yanni
MenScience Selections: Daily Face Wash, Microfine Face Scrub, Advanced Face Lotion
Party Boy
Clothing: Designer jeans or Pleather pants, leopard print button down with 70s collar to bare shaven chest, designer shoes
Ride: Scion, Subway, Taxi, He doesn’t quite recall…
Home: The place he sleeps occasionally
Date: Clubbing, Ultra Music Fest, All night diner after clubbing
MenScience Selections: Eye Rescue Formula & Eye Gel Mask (recovery); Advanced Shave Formula & Post-Shave Repair (chest); Advanced Deodorant (seen on the scene – not smelled)
Musician
Clothing: Opening band T-shirt with tie, faded and hole-ridden jeans, black jacket and combat boots
Ride: Motorcycle, Station wagon, VW Camper, VW Hatchback, white ‘band van’ of unknown make & model with dark windows
Home: Van, loft, girlfriends’ or the place he slept last
Date: Rock concert
MenScience Selections: Eye Rescue Formula & Eye Gel Mask (recovery); Advanced Deodorant; Advanced Antioxidants Daily Supplement (hangover recovery); Travel Kit (on tour)
Book Worm or Intellectual
Clothing: Tweed hat, cotton diamond socks, woven tie, checkered wool v-neck vest, clubhouse shirt or turtleneck, khakis or corduroys, moccasin
Ride: Solar powered Hybrid, Volvo, Cadillac, Mercedes or Camry
Home: English Tutor, antebellum mansion or suburban brick townhouse
Date: Opera, Play, Book store author signing, poetry reading
MenScience Selections: Advanced Shave Formula, Post-Shave Repair, Anti-Aging Formula, Advanced Face Lotion, Pigmentation Repair Formula, Omega 3 Supplement, Advanced CLA Supplement Formula, Thermogenic Formula Advanced Supplement
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